Space Cadet Adventures coming soon...

I've almost collected enough Space Cadet vignettes and WTFs to put together an annotated compendium, but we need to first arrive safely at the next save point.

Twitter is the new beer hall:

"Beer halls in the early 20th century existed in most larger southern German cities, where hundreds or even thousands of people were able to gather during the evenings, drink beer and often engage in political or social debate. They were also places where political rallies could be held, a tradition still alive today." -- via http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beer_Hall_Putsch

Famous last words (overheard):
"We're supposed to ignore _every_ alarm in the [containment] Level 3 lab?"

So she said: "Well, at least you don't aren't experiencing an unrequested surplus of jurisdiction."